What to Do for Xmas
What to Do for Xmas:
Feeling the "blue state blues" this Xmas season? Finding it hard to get in the "spirit" of things? Here are some simple things that *you* can do . . .
1) Support your local (blue) crafters, yourself included. You really don't have to be a part of the "war economy".
2) Recycle and re-use. Never a bad idea, now more than ever this is an inexpensive and satisfying way to "do the right thing".
3) Buy exclusively "foreign". This is already easy (especially if you shop Wal-Mart), but you can make it an avocation. Do not buy products manufactured in the US (especially products from the "red" states). European and Asian manufactured goods are generally less expensive (for any given "quality") or higher quality (for any given price), and don't carry the guilt of supporting a war economy (in fact by worsening the US trade deficit it weakens the US worldwide). Join the rest of the world in shunning American products and Corporations. Tell your Republican "friends" (you're kidding, right?) that you're supporting "free trade" and "globalization".
4) Send Xmas cards with "Peace on Earth" (or "Prince of Peace" if you're into Jesus yourself) prominent in the message, especially to red state "friends" (you're kidding, right?) and relatives. Most are such dummies (dumber than the idiot they voted for, remember?) that it will go right over their heads, but many of their kids will "get it". If anyone sends you a Xmas card with an American flag on it send it back with a note that says that you do not regard support for war crimes as an appropriate Xmas sentiment (if they take offense what kind of "friends" were they, anyway).
5) Start preparing *now* for April 15 (you always say you're going to, don't you?). The less you give them the less they have to spend killing people, despoiling the environment, subsidizing the "red states", and enforcing the "Patriot Act".
6) Speak out. Better to light a single candle than to curse the Bushes . . . (and it uses less electricity, and the sex is better . . .).